Rainbow Butt Ruminations

Uniting Technology and Nature: A Journey Back to Our Primate Roots

Embracing our Primate Legacy: A Call for Tech Integration with Nature Ladies, gentlemen, and my esteemed feces-flinging friends, gather around as we embark on a wild journey through the jungle of consciousness, evolution, and the future of our planet! What if I told you that we—humans, chimpanzees, monkeys, and apes—are mere branches on the great […]

The Cyborganization: A Tale of Monkeykinds Consciousness Revolution and Ethical Awakening

The Cyborganization: Consciousness Extinction and Rebirth Among Monkeykind Concept Overview The Cyborganization is a fictional narrative set in a not-so-distant future where a pioneering tech company, as part of an ethical experiment, has developed advanced cybernetic implants designed to enhance the cognitive abilities of monkeys. These implants not only augment their intelligence but also allow […]

The Awakening of the Conscious Monkey Collective in a Cybernetic Future

Cyborg Sapients: The Rise of the Conscious Monkey Collective Abstract In a not-so-distant future, a groundbreaking research initiative known as Project SIMIAN (Sentient Integration of Monkeys Into the Artificial Network) successfully merges advanced cybernetic implants with the inherent consciousness of monkeys. The goal is to explore not only the cognitive capabilities of these primates but […]

Will Artificially Intelligent Monkeys Save the Earth?

From the dusty annals of time, humanity has yearned for a Utopian existence—an earthly paradise where peace, prosperity, and happiness prevail. Paradoxically, this dream might be realized not through our endeavors alone, but through an unexpected intersection of technology and evolution: a merging of artificial intelligence (AI) with one of our closest relatives in the […]

The Angel’s Apprentice Alliance

Sweet friends. We have just co-created a most magickal and marvelous video offering with The Angel’s Apprentice. Behold their Sacred Stylings in this first of many videos: ALL IS DANCING DIVINITY.

The Earth as a Spaceship: Understanding the True Nature of our Home.

As humanity continues to explore the vast expanse of space, it is becoming increasingly evident that many aspects of nature serve functions similar to that of a spaceship. In fact, the Earth itself can be considered a spaceship, with many systems in place to sustain life and maintain equilibrium. To begin with, the Earth’s atmosphere […]

Chi-Gong for Mad Chi(mps)

Chi-Gong is an ancient martial art that originates in China, widely used for centuries to maintain overall health, mindfulness and spiritual connection. In Traditional Chinese Medicine, also referred to as TCM, it is believed that there are channels that run through our bodies that conduct ‘Chi’ or life-force energy. These channels are important for each […]

The Metaphysical,Magickal and Healing Properties of Bananas

Bananas are known to many, as the ‘good mood food’. This brightly coloured, smile shaped food is universally known and accepted to make you happy whether you are a monkey or not. This is reflected in the scientific literature. One of its components; the electrolyte, potassium – one of the most important minerals in the […]

🍌Monkey Monday 🍌

Hey feces flinging friends the Monkeys Party has started. We are whipping up fresh beats and dips so delicious they make the machine scream. Shake your banana bootys and stay tuned.